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Lil Kid Member Posts: 242 From:Essex, England Registered: Apr 2001 | posted 11-28-2001 10:36 AM GO FIGURE... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee (Hardly seems worth it) ------------------------------------------------------ If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb (Now that's more like it) ------------------------------------------------------ The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet (OMG...!) ------------------------------------------------------ A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) ------------------------------------------------------ A ****roach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig) ------------------------------------------------------ Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work) ------------------------------------------------------ The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....") ------------------------------------------------------ The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine??) ------------------------------------------------------ The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?) ------------------------------------------------------ Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life ...quality over quantity.) ------------------------------------------------------ Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know) ------------------------------------------------------ The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) ------------------------------------------------------ Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) ------------------------------------------------------ Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) ------------------------------------------------------ A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) ------------------------------------------------------ An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) ------------------------------------------------------ Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) ------------------------------------------------------ Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew...? Who cares!) ------------------------------------------------------ Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?) Had a good laugh? Lil' Kid ------------------ Tomb Raider Generation - http://www.burke75.freeserve.co.uk/ IP: Logged
KrisGR Member Posts: 139 From:Athens-Greece Registered: Oct 2001 | posted 11-28-2001 10:48 AM That's perfect i am still laughing.Please mods don't delete this topic.It's hilarious. IP: Logged
Data Member Posts: 862 From:Omicron Theta science colony Registered: May 2001 | posted 11-28-2001 11:13 AM quote: originally posted by Lil kid Butterflies taste with their feet. Hmm, If this is the case, I hope a butterfly never steps in................. ------------------ 'ZING' is not a word that I am familiar with, however I will make an exception to 'YOINK'. IP: Logged
qbg Member Posts: 40 From:Newtown, Powys, Wales Registered: Nov 2001 | posted 11-28-2001 11:34 AM A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.? Hmm... thats strange - wonder why this doesn't happen to humans, dogs and guinea - pigs? IP: Logged
Emma P Member Posts: 549 From:Suffolk, England Registered: Apr 2001 | posted 11-28-2001 01:27 PM That is so funny! I think we could all do with a bit of cheering up lately. Nice one. ------------------ Does my bum look big in this? IP: Logged
Lil Kid Member Posts: 242 From:Essex, England Registered: Apr 2001 | posted 11-29-2001 03:24 AM *bump* Lil' Kid ------------------ Tomb Raider Generation - http://www.burke75.freeserve.co.uk/ Get paid to read e-mail! -Click here! IP: Logged
Acceber Member Posts: 3869 From:the great city of Spare Oom, in the land of War Drobe Registered: Jun 2001 | posted 11-29-2001 05:27 AM So that's why my room is always such a mess and I eat so much junk food... I'm preparing for my blissful next life as a pig.... ROTFLMFAO! IP: Logged
Driber_IF Moderator Posts: 1453 From:Den Haag, The Netherlands Registered: Apr 2001 | posted 11-30-2001 04:46 AM lol I actually got that e-mail about a year ago, cool to see it's still going around the web! ------------------ allright zip it! ziiiiiiiiiiiiip! (tm) by Dr. Evil (c) All rights reserved [This message has been edited by Driber_IF (edited 11-30-2001).] IP: Logged

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